Have you ever walked down the street and thought about how much better your life would be with narration?
Of course I'd also want some badass theme music to go along with it, but until Apple invents the invisible floating stereo I'm probably out of luck. (Think about it people: The iAnnoyEveryoneInRange device: it's the next big thing! Even with that working title...)**see footnote
Anyway, until those Apple slackers tow the line, a blog seems as close to narration and theme music as I get. This is my legal disclaimer precluding the event that I have nothing interesting to say (sorry disppointed patrons: I warned you in advance). I'm really only blogging because rumor has it that aspiring writers everywhere are blogging their days away, if only to keep up the discipline. This is my excuse for acting like anyone else cares about the aimless musings of my everyday.
For the sake of anyone still reading, I'll try to keep my musings a-musing at least. (<--Haha, see that?!!! I'm so funny already!!!!!!)
Here goes. As they say: carpe diem!
**forced humor is my forte
There's no need to apologise for having nothing to say. Opinionated bloggers tend to be frightful bores. I like women who laugh at their own jokes.
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